ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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