My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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