at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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