it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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