We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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