hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Houston, we have a squirter
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
