Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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