coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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