I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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