You really coming over, don't trick.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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