no. you can't hotbox the world.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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