I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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