He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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