it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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