Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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