I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think i have two assholes
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The air taste purple.
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