So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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