Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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