didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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