Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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