so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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