That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
