Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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