I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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