Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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