question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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