just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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