What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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