well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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