I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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