I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Of course I have a pirate flag
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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