Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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