was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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