Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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