i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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