I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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