You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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