Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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