I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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