areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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