are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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