I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Goodbee
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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