You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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