I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my being single is dangerous.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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