we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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