Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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