i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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