he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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