she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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