I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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