PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dicks are not precious.
how drunk are you?
Several
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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