I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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