Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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