i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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